Hoi there, non-existent editors.
Since there are actually a few of you here, I figured I'd post something just to be safe. As of right now (06:02, November 28, 2015 (UTC), to be precise), I plan to submit an adoption request to Wikia Staff in the next week or two. Why, you may ask? Because the hasn't been an admin here since 2011 (read this if you don't believe me) and I've been having to bug VSTF about all the spam that has therefore occurred.
Am I qualified?
(The simple answer is no) I leave that to your judgement. But I did serve as a part-time admin on the Lego Friends Wiki for a short time (don't ask), and I am also the lone bureaucrat on the Medival Wiki. (I wrote all the code for both, and I am still helping the Medival WIki recover from combinatins of spammers and incompetent admins.)
So, if you have any questions or objections, just comment below and I'll respond as best I can. Of course, as nobody's reading this, I don't know why I bother, but oh well.